Sniffing the air...sniff...sniff...sniff. Stretching toes and smoothing fur. Hmmm. Keyboards are not made for my paws. I'm going to have to get Her to find me a custom keyboard. Fortunately, my claws are just the right size, but I must be careful not to penetrate the keycaps (this would be bad, She tells me). Hi. I'm a polar bear, and, with the help of Her, I'll be chronicling my life in human society without the benefit of a moat.